Thursday, June 5, 2008

Reasons NOT to Drink to Much

I'm person who loves to drink with bottles of beer with my cousins rather with my friends. ( on the 2nd thought...)

Having fun time is really great specially with your friends but there is always boundaries on drinking.

Follow this rules and you'll not end up like the pictures below

1. Thou shall not drink alone
2. Thou shall drink only with people thy trust
3. Thou shall not talk about people of the opposite sex while drunk
4. Thou shall not walk or drive while inebriated
5. Thou shall commence drinking only when thy spirits are soaring
6. Thou shall not drink when thy spirits are clouded by a sad disposition
7. Thou shall not mix thy drinks
8. Thou shall not talk about anything but idiotism
9. Thou shall not try to give advice while high
10.Thou shall drink only when everyone in thy company drinks1
1.Thou shall retire quietly to thy bed after gooooood fun


Here are some pictures that will show you why we need not to drink to much















2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I will remember these rules/reasons next time I go out ;)

Anonymous said...

this is why they say "morning afters" can be hellish weheheh.

suggestion: (12) thou shall not drink with anybody who has a camera; if it can't be helped, make sure thine drinking buddy gets plastered ahead of thou
[ehhh... this sounds clunky :D]